Long Overdue Obligitory Introductory Blog Post

I kind of went straight into posting whatever I wanted before telling all of you (nonexistent) readers out there what my blog was all about. Initially, I was reluctant to even do a post like this. I mean, how many times can you read, Hi, my name is ____ and I’m gonna post all sorts of stuff, and it’s gonna be AWESOME!!!! before the urge to punch your computer screen becomes too strong to resist? I really don’t want to find out, so I’m going to try and make this as painless as possible.

How to get the ladies... (Hint: It starts with "c" and ends with "onfidence")

Today, I went to Google intending to search “How to argue with your brother and always win.” (What? I like to win, and he was annoying me.) I only got as far as “How to a” before falling out of my seat in surprise. You see, auto-complete started filling in the most searched phrase that contained those letters. What popped up was, “How to ask a girl out.” I’m shocked that people still have trouble with this. It’s not that hard.

For those of you still having trouble asking your lady counterparts out on a date, I have decided to impart my infinite girl wisdom upon you. So here it is:

Not So New Year Resolutions, Inner Bloggers, and a Limerick

I made a promise to myself that I would write more in 2012. Then I created this blog, hoping that it would be enough to stir the inner blogger in me. (Is "inner blogger" a thing?... Well, I just made it a thing. So there.) I imagined a future filled with a flurry of fantastic blog posts. People would read my blog and tell their friends. I would be famous!!! As it is, real life hit me hard (In the head. With a crowbar. It hurt). My resolution withered away after- hold on let me go count- all of one, count it, one post. Go me!