Long Overdue Obligitory Introductory Blog Post

I kind of went straight into posting whatever I wanted before telling all of you (nonexistent) readers out there what my blog was all about. Initially, I was reluctant to even do a post like this. I mean, how many times can you read, Hi, my name is ____ and I’m gonna post all sorts of stuff, and it’s gonna be AWESOME!!!! before the urge to punch your computer screen becomes too strong to resist? I really don’t want to find out, so I’m going to try and make this as painless as possible.

My name is Sarah, but you can call me Ninja. I write weekly posts on observations I make about life. Oh no! you imaginary readers might be thinking. It’s yet another blog by a whiney teenager who wants to get attention by writing every little mundane thought down and expecting everyone to hang on to their every word. This is not a blog like that. This blog aims to point out the good and hilarious things in life. If I start to post depressing or artificially “deep” thoughts on here, you have permission to slap me.  Seriously, come find me and slap me. Depressing thoughts go in a special folder on my hard drive. Make sure I keep them there. Besides, there are too many good things in life to constantly focus on the bad. 

Now for the customary witty poem:

Life is good,

Life is grand,

After all, 

A world with ice cream

Can"t be all bad!

(Sorry, I just really want ice cream)

And now for some encouraging words: 

1 Samuel 16:7 (NIV)

But the LORD said to Samuel, “Do not consider his appearance or his height, for I have rejected him. The LORD does not look at the things people look at. People look at the outward appearance, but the LORD looks at the heart.”

Obligatory Introductory Blog Post: Mission Accomplished!